“Maybe it’s okay if once a year ‘Sarah comes to visit’ and you have to go on a ‘last minute work retreat’.”
“Babe, I was lying about the work retreats. We usually go on an off-site co.. ohhhh… it’s a metaphor. I get it.”
“Yeah, you will get it.”
“Maybe it’s okay if once a year ‘Sarah comes to visit’ and you have to go on a ‘last minute work retreat’.”
“Babe, I was lying about the work retreats. We usually go on an off-site co.. ohhhh… it’s a metaphor. I get it.”
“Yeah, you will get it.”
“Let’s get you out of those pants… a-a-a-and into that dress. Okay, how did you not know that that was a dress?”
“I had my suspicions, but the price was right and daddy likes a deep tuck.”
“God, you make it work…”
“My name is Penny Hartz… ding!”
“Appreciate what you’re doing, but… you’re not my type.”
When someone tells me Happy Endings was canceled.
“No! What? No! What?…”
“Yeess…”
“What, now?”
“Here we GO!”
The moment I realized I love this show.
“Where do you put your hands when you ponder?”
“What do you do when you wanna look annoyed?”